Quality Since Time Immemorial
ACME Corporation welcomes you to the ACME Corporation website. We built it because a company of our standing should have one, and because certain other websites are also ours, and it seemed time the parent had premises.
You will find products here. The products are good. Further in, you will find a memo to our investors, which we are advised does not belong on a website. It is on the website.
Everything you have heard about us is advertising. Everything you have not heard is confidential. Please enjoy the site in the order provided.
— ACME Corporation
on behalf of shareholders
* Legal asks that "welcomes" not be read as an invitation, a promise, or an admission of any kind. The filing cabinets remain fine.